What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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