I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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