a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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