Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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