so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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