The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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