super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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