she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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