and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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