why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I am available for nakedness
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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