You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Two words: nipple clamps
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