week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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