hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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