I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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