Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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