So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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