the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Alive.
So much puke
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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