I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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