he wants to bone in the snuggie
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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