she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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