What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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