My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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