No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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