My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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