awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
this boner is exhausting
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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