id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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