It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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