does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My penis needs a shock collar
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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