I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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