I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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