He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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