Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's shark week go big or go home
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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