i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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