Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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