I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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