she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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