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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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