I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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