great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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