Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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