oh god the rape fog is back!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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