it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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