That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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