That's intense
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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