THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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