He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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