i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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