I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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