I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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