he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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