your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
areolas are like halos for boobs.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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