Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
