Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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